Hyundai and Kia have been “coming for everyone’s lunch money” for 20+ years now. At best, they’re still being rooked out of their star crunch for an unripe apple.

That’s one funny joke.

A 370 Z is much more attractive than any Mustang. It’s exactly the insult I intended.... and when you buy a $70,000 mustang you have to deal with the fact it looks like a $26k ecoboost on Fusion tires.

Will it still cost $20,000 more than a Z?

I also hate engines that end up on Ward’s 10 Best Engines all the time. BOOOOO VQ.... BOOOO!

Do you have any idea how large Nissan is? This isn’t Saturn...

According to the build function on their websites...

Summer? The jalopnik readership has been a cesspool for years now.

At least the top of the line Z wont look like a base model mustang.

In that article the oft cited half the price of their peers trope comes up. “90% BMW at half the price”. The “good” Stinger stickers at 50k... What 100k BMW is that KIA 90% of?

That car is fucking rad... but first thing i would do is black out those reflectors in the back bumper.

Thank You! I’m one of those mindless people that only careen into cars with giant white rectangle reflectors on the back with minimal red visible. Your car is easy to avoid with all that shiny red. It says to me: DO NOT HIT WHILE PARKED!!! Thanks!

I mean... It sure is pretty.

His eyes are starting to look wonky to me... I think it’s like saying the same word over and over it starts to lose meaning.

People are so mad in this comment section... lol

lol, let me introduce you to Danica... you two have obviously never met.

In a covid world were everything is pre-recorded and pre-screened. I’m sure Danica who has been known to “revel in her femininity” signed off on this “bit”. Hell, judging by her self-promotion she probably suggested it.

Oh man... a lot of these are real bad. The dollar store Max Tundra (bill wurtz) is particularly bad. Making ordinary talentless people “celebrities” is my least favorite part of youtube/vine/tiktok/etc.

I had a gloaty friend who bought one of these new... I was absolutely astounded at how slow it was.

You beat me to it and I didn’t see yours before I could delete mine. I didn’t even look because I didn’t think it’d be here... That song haunted me for years.