“Why can’t you have been more like your uncle Ron??”

“But we can’t wallow in despair forever.”

Isn’t this basically the plot to Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo? The hell??

Usually at least once a year, there’s a film that completely captivates me, to the point of becoming a minor obsession where I somehow come to think about it every day. This year, that movie was Blade Runner 2049, my pick for 2017’s best.

+1’d for a well-placed Dewey Cox reference.

Any award show that’s leaving off Blade Runner 2049 instantly loses some credibility with me this year.

Honestly, the lightsaber fight and the podrace are such expertly-directed scenes, some of the best in Star Wars, it’s frustrating that they have to exist within a shitty movie otherwise. I really, really think the prequels had potential if they had simply given the scripts a few more passes before shooting.

This implies that President Donny plays by the same rules of dignity and common decency that those calling for investigations do, when literally all observable evidence suggests quite the opposite. This is gonna get stonewalled for years, and more terrible policy is gonna slip through while we wait for the hat to…

Y’know, Barb was a pretty inessential character overall, but rewatching the first season again, Purser has a kind of easy naturalism that made Barb really believable. I don’t think it warranted a Guest Actress Emmy nod (especially considering the episode she submitted was the one where the demogorgon gets her in the…

He certainly earned that Emmy nomination for S1. Even if this series isn’t as much of an awards darling come next season, I think Harbour should still be a safe bet for another nod, he was consistently great this season.

So this is what passes for publication-worthy journalism these days, eh?

Before the last month, the worst beef I had against Harvey Weinstein was that he stole the Best Picture Oscar away from The Social Network back in 2011. Things were a lot simpler then.

Would have also accepted “Rick in Morty.”

Fuck it, anything is better than Trump. We can deal with Pence later.

That header looks like it could be a promo pic for The Americans.

I’m generally good with most head injuries on screen, but I can’t handle stuff with the eyes, especially bloody, 8-ball hemorrhage eyeball stuff.

I dunno, that’s a lot of spittle coming from Gos.

“What a waste of a dreary, rainy, pollution-laden night.”

Sounds like a porno where the stars just do fat lines of coke off each other and then bang for hours.

“Another season of Hannibal with Ellen Page as Clarice would be cool too. I think that would be a “sufficiently obsessive” role for her.”