MAGanticeptionfa! But what about the government agent infiltrators who can’t remember if they’re cops pretending to be racist terrorists or racist terrorists pretending to be cops? Thankfully they just have to act natural and they’ll fit in on either side.

The trick to stopping an infectious disease from spreading is to make sure it is highly contained before it is allowed to go wide to the entire population.

Yes, both are true. President Trump and his administration lied about the spread. You may recall his infamous statement about how soon the number of cases would “go to zero” — here’s that quote.

Neutral: Honestly, it’s a pretty bad time for most of my clients, which means it’s a bad time for me.

When people can’t distract themselves with trips to Beaches and pounding drinks at Olive Garden they’re forced to sit around and confront their lives. A fate worse than death.

I don’t know about that. Americans seem to want to band together when it comes to killing people in other countries. Especially when attacked.

There’s a piece I read the other day that I refuse to link to because it was written by Ross Douthat, but his point was that, whatever the GOP and conservatism once stood for, they now have only one principal: liberals are bad.

This entire thing is a perfect illustration of what, exactly, it means to be conservative nowadays, which is to have basically no consistent principles except deliberately provoking and demeaning people (and tax cuts for the rich, I guess). That is it.

“...the folks who own President Trump’s childhood Queens home want to offer it to the president as a gift... if they can raise $3 million on GoFundMe first.”

So, nothing of actual substance occurred in the election lawsuits today, despite both Trump and a group of 17 states filing briefs in support of Texas’s request to file a complaint with the Supreme Court. While they appear to be things, they’re actually just performance art, and performance art that undermines the…

She was rightly taking the piss.

If I was Biden, I would have the entire White House sprayed with bleach and allowed to air out for a week before I set foot in it.

We’re about done with the Trump lawsuits. It’s not completely over, but the last real door slammed this afternoon.

Sorry to hear about your mother falling ill, Erik. Obviously I definitely wish her a speedy recovery.

The GOP majority on this committee apparently blocked all efforts to swear in witnesses, so none of the statements were under oath. Gee, I wonder why?

This isn’t an attempted coup at this point. But it is sedition.

Stupid is as stupid does.

It’s a pardon for all offenses he may have committed prior to the pardon. It doesn’t protect him from prosecution for any new offenses.

Musk is a software developer with a physics degree whit a unique talent for optimization of complex systems and processes, an almost supernatural ability to tell ahead of time which risky technologies are worth pursuing, and a great businessman. Is his team doing most of the design work? sure. But that’s also true for…

For them, it’s not real, and it won’t be real until it hits them close to home.