As if I didn’t already have enough reason NOT to join their partner program THIS ONE is the definitive nail in the proverbial coffin.

Jesus, the abs on that Mario. He should be cosplaying a UFC fighter.

And this is how I’d go broke if I had lottery money. Alas, I don’t, but if I did I’d have a lot of fun buying this kind of shit.

I can’t say Gamercat was funny but it was #truth.

If I ever win the lottery that dream will be a reality - and I don’t play the lottery. Once in a blue moon when the jackpot goes insane the Mrs. and I will buy one for a laugh - like once every two years or so - and talk about what we’d do if it hit (stuff like that).

I need two of everything Mega Man... except that $300 plush.

I’m probably the only person in the world who would be happy if it ran flawlessly at 30, because I don’t give a damn about fps on anything I own. I just want games, not movies.

I’ll study AMINE too once someone tells me what that is. 😉

I really want that Coca Cola Game Gear. And at least one variant of the Dreamcast. It doesn’t have to be the Hello Kitty one... but I wouldn’t turn it down if it fell in my lap either.

Skipping would be the only way to improve the cutscenes in Mega Man 8. “D-D-Da-Da-Da-DOCTAH WOWEE. D-D-Da-Da-Da-DOCTAH WOWEE.”

Be careful with MassDrop. I bought this offer over a month ago and still don’t have mine yet.

Be careful with MassDrop. I bought this offer over a month ago and still don’t have mine yet.

So once again instead of Virtual Console we get more arcade ports. O-kayyy.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? Nope. I’ve got Netflix fam, I’m good. F—k ESPN.

The final line was the sprinkles and chocolate sauce on an already enjoyable sundae. “CONGRATULATIONS ASSHOLES” is also my reaction to a one thousand dollar iPhone.

The comment is indefensible. Felix using it casually is indefensible. Felix uploading the footage without editing it out is indefensible. He can’t claim he didn’t know what the reaction would be given his previous controversies and he can’t cry “poor me” now. The problem is that DMCA strikes aren’t meant to censor…

**applause** Well done Chris, well done. I wish I had this soundtrack now.

As if I hadn’t already pre-ordered it, the words “the gorgeous music of Chrono Trigger composer Yasunori Mitsuda” just make me scream SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

In a way I feel I should be thanking them both — not because they’re not scum which they clearly are — but for exposing me to a wide array of entertaining channels who covered and exposed their conniving, duplicitous bullshit. So thanks, you CSGO Lottery asshats, you actually made my life better by accident.

Love it. Love everything about it. I’d love it even MORE if it came in a printed physical version. Too bad they can’t team with Fangamer for a special release like that.

From the first .gif I thought he was painting ON a package. Holy realism Batman!!