Diagnosis:

*Reads Kotaku's Battlefield 3 review*

GTA.

First I read "now they sit, SIP and burn the city" and waited something like this.

Cold and calculating machine needs a voice of something which is as cold and calculating as computer itself. A Woman's voice :P

IMO best p0st EVAR!!! Other p0sts suX0rz LOL!!!1

Maybe he's just really excited while playing games...

That "in-game-settings-menu" thing was somehow irritating. I never found perfect settings, so the game never runned smoothly.

Bhut Jolokia?

Dear Mr. Matthew Buzzi,

Fun to the max! XD

It depends. If you think real police work is fun then yes, the game is probably full of kittens and marshmallows ^_^

O. M. G! Thank you for that link!

Well that was ...interesting (and fun) experiment :P

Nice one! I'd suggest 2nd "verse", because right now she looks really loli. And more bumbs, please (because bigger are better).

Needs more attitude.

Ok maybe not, but Theme Park actually had FP view [www.youtube.com]

Theme Park?

Every single time look at my game collection I see this game and I remember all those horrible times I tried to beat it.