“Go the fuck to sleep”

I really like Matthew Perry. I’m bummed he hasn’t had more success, but I’m glad he’s seemed to turn his life around.

I loved when Monica and Chandler got together.

Is the show dated? Yes. Does some of the humor fall flat in this day and age? Definitely. Is it garbage? I don’t think so.

“Sticks and stones can break your bones but words can never hurt you” was a bullshit lie to tell to kids and it’s a bullshit lie to tell to adults.

And why is George Carlin the ultimate authority on who can joke about what?  Who gives a shit what George Carlin “actually had to say about all of this”?

“i’m fed up of having to feel like i need to be outraged about stuff every fucking day”

“I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.”- Dave Chappelle on the Oprah Winfrey Show.

No topic should be outlawed to joke about. But HOW you construct those jokes does matter. Calling children who’ve been molested ‘liars’ just because you admire their molesters is heinous. I don’t care who does it or what color they are. It’s still heinous.

‘I was only joking’ is the last refuge of every bully on the…

he can be a good person who does bad things, or a bad person who does good things. One good deed, or bad deed, doesn’t erase the other.

He just raised a ton of money for the families who lost people in the Dayton shooting. Regardless if you like his comedy or not, to say he's a terrible person is.definitely the most recognitions thing you could come up with.

I wouldn’t say “terrible”. I’d go with “post-relevant”. He’s kinda stuck in the nineties. However important a comedic voice he once was, he ain’t that anymore.

1) Read what you wrote again. AQUAMAN is fine falling from a plane into the desert, but is afraid of falling into rapids? What are rapids made of? The guy can breathe underwater, is bulletproof and impervious to most weapons, and has already proven he can take a fall from a great height...but he’s worried about…

Hodgepodge by Mishmash is my favorite Guided by Voices album

Count me among those who thought BvS was worse. Both Luthor and Doomsday were bad, the reason Batman and Superman were fighting was dumb and the reason they stopped was even dumber. And Luthor’s plan was just a incomprehensible mess. Justice League was a weak mishmash but at least the story was easy to follow and some…

4 out of 5 Atlantean dentists recommend kelp-flavored Pentent for their patients who chew gum.

underwater burns

Sounds like we need to build a seawall.

I’m surprised the two extra spikes don’t pop out from the sides when the fight gets really serious.

Looks like we got ourselves a trident pedant.

And if it made another $100 million, it might have actually broken even.

It’s a pentadent!