You forgot The Legend of AvaTarzan. 

X-O Avotar 

Oh my. 

Agreed. Hillary isn’t the most charismatic politician around—that title is probably still held by her husband—but her no-nonsense persona would be much better received by the general public if she had a swinging pair of testes.

Maybe if Riverdale could cut out all the nipple flashing and dirty talk, he could be Clean Cole Sprouse.

Well...worse at first. 

The Mardi Gras masks are way scarier. 

I think Katie Couric and Bryant were supposed to be likeable, and they were the anchors the last time I watched Today.

Re: letter #1

I had no idea about his politics until I read this thread. I probably don’t agree with them, but I see no reason why I can’t enjoy the work of a moderately conservative person.

I like that hoodie in the header. 

Well then, how’s Dougie Gilmour doing?

I read that as “Delta Burke broke his heart” and wondered, “So what else is new?”

Any chance that this isn’t going to suck?

Ha. Well played. 

“Nothing more racist than an old black gun.”

Well, in the second and third. He was a slave in the first one. 

I’ve not seen The Shape of Water yet, but the biggest shitheel in my office has had what appears to be a novelization of the movie sitting on his desk for the past few weeks, so I assume it sucks.

That depends. Are you hot?

Beto has an online video game?