Baby wants to duck!

Omelet you finish, but Gwyneth has some of the best goops of all time.

“Old man said I could take any Tuco in the house.”

“Flynn” was a turd, too.

I don’t know if he’s a time traveler, but he can eat a peach for hours. 

In my opinion, your opinion is pretty heinous.

Ol’ Nuge has earned a spot. He’s just one of those people that I have the luxury of never thinking about. 

When I was in college back in the aughts, I initially started out as a journalism major. Then I realized that I might as well be majoring in steam-powered typewriter repair.

Lorem Ipsum 

Short list (for fun I’m including statutory rapists):

He’ll always be a creep to me!

Bajenga!

Ya hear that everybody? Dr. Lizardo is a real doctor!

Damn! Thanks a lot for the list. I’ll get crackin on it. 

Also, the best Bond video game.

I thought Homme took up Sean Penn’s mantle.

Hot take: I actually like Mangum’s voice, but all my favorite singers can’t sing. 

I have a terrible time finding any podcasts that I enjoy. I was so underwhelmed by Serial season one that I didn’t even bother with season two. WTF gets a lot of good guests, and Maron does a decent job of getting them to open up, but then he interrupts them and talks about himself every minute or so.

It took me a while to figure out, but I now know that—for a disappointingly high number of Americans—the concepts of ‘right or wrong’ and ‘fact or fiction’ take a distant backseat to ‘us or them.’

No, you’re right. Bottlrocket is both the first WA film I saw and my personal favorite of his.