Fair enough. Everyone knows that real Christian churn their own lube. 

You folks might think I’m crazy and disgusting, but I’m a big fan of a fried egg on a veggie burger. 

AC/DC rocks so hard. 

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if thousands of tweets suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

I specifically remember him saying that he had “sea legs.”

Really? The 50 greatest effects movies and no Cool Runnings?

Young Sherlock Holmes was awesome, but he’s no match for James Bond Jr.

Not to mention that Lou Ferrigno had already done that shit decades earlier!

They say Bonny Doon at one point, I believe. 

I said to my gf that this show must burn half of its budget on music licensing. Totally worth it. 

Also, Gordon didn’t wear glasses this season. He can’t see without his glasses.

I prefer trilogies with triangular vision, anyways. 

Upvotes, people—this man needs upvotes!

I’m partial to Scott Bakula, myself.

It’s easy to forget how homophobic America was just a decade ago. (Not that we aren’t still, but it was way worse.)

Don’t forget This Microwave World by Red States!

I am the Walrus?

I won’t deny that there has been a slight dip in quality, but I still think UKS one of the funniest shows out there.

Is this the right place to say that, as excited as I was to see it, I found myself underwhelmed by Wonder Woman?

What’s not to love?