0. Turn off your phone and remove the battery (if possible)

D'oh! Sequence of events:

This is why I love women. They are all freaking gorgeous.

*waves*

Whoa whoa whoa. Don't they know people only truly want things in one of three colors: white, black, or silver?? WTF is this blue and pink crap?

Every time I go into a Michael's, regardless of state, city, etc I am baffled by how terrible their customer service is. Basically the only thing they are good at in the CS department is consistency.

1. Open drive 2. Rub strong magnets all over disk platter 3. Close drive 4. Tell judge, under oath, that you have not run the drive in a computer since the initial ruling

Clearly, your amperage is not high enough to comprehend their argument.

I just had a fun little Wikipedia session starting with Narcissistic Personality Disorder and ending with Splitting. Thanks, Julian!

Looks really good from this article. I'll be interested to see more specs as they come out.

Interesting point. Seems plausible to me.

About 6 mos ago I completed a small woodworking project for my patio using only hand tools. By the end, it took me about 10 hours (would've been 3 or 4 with power tools) and I wanted to rip my hair out. No thanks I'll stick to my power tools that are cheaper, more compact, more convenient, faster, and better at…

Disappear? I've been very happy with Sprint and my EVO. Don't really know what you're talking about.

Haha I'm the Complainer.

@I Think We're Property: That, and there's no Ephebobear strolling around Gizmodo.

@Alex Paul: Granted, they should not have promised something they wouldn't deliver. Still, I don't think it's their responsibility to issue updates every time Google updates Android.

@Mehmet Cetintas: It's the mfr's who "close" Android in the sense that you are thinking, not Google.

@Alex Paul: Apple .... 2 year life cycle?? Pfft. iPhone 3G was unusable after 8 months as their iOS updates got heavier and hungrier.

"So, sure, cell phones might cause interference. But a megashark might jump out of the water and bite your plane in half, too."

@zenneth: See above