@Kaiser-Machead: ... and that, children, is how Beyonce's newest hit single was born.

@Trystian: Why does he NEVER pedal in the video?

@Erik The Red: You forgot to list pocket lint too.

@subtlescalpel ▚▛▜▝▟▚: Agent Bork: Chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?

Me: a cup a day out of pure habit.

@Tim_Ferriss: I'll give it a shot. Thanks for taking the time to answer our questions, Tim!

Tim,

@DustyButt: rosebud;:;:

Oh my fucking god I am in youtube and I have nunchucks. I am destroying the internet with nunchucks!

@TomXP411: Two words: Human Centipede.

I share far too many files on my home network to ever let someone I don't really know use it.

Unenviable? I thought most definitions of envy start with "that feeling you have when you think about a celebrity's life"

Putting QR codes on the Android apps.

@Kaiser-Machead: That's right, Sam. Just walk away you red spotted head having, blue vest wearing, no legged spore, you.

@vinod1978: Now that I think about it, they do piss us off with their choice every year, don' they?

I guess, per the article, we should rename Time's POTY to PATAM or Person America Tweeted About Most.

@televisionarie: Oh yea? Well I used to do stuff before it was cool before doing stuff before it was cool was cool.

@pplgoldblatt: Once again, I suggest we cover Canada in aluminum foil, thereby allowing all of America to be wearing a tin foil hat.

@yourbadsecurityisapaininmyass: I think you mean "FUCK U DELETE MY ACCOUNT KLUNEBERG"

Ouch. Something behind my eye just made a popping sound and now there's a giant black spot in my field of view. Is that bad?