@MissPork: If your boss emails you and says, "By the way, you forgot a comma in that email you sent me," what is your boss?

At first I was reminded of Mario Paint for SNES, and then I was just purely blown the eff away.

@justrick: Since I have started taking a more active roll in monitoring running apps and the like, my EVO's battery has started kicking ass. I can work a 12 hour day, using the phone moderately throughout and she's still in the green when I get home.

@pekosROB: Ditto

@Star Vixen: Mechanical engineering issues, I would bet. Light leakage, material properties (scratch resistance, shattering, warping) something like that. Adding color to plastics can yield pretty unpredictable results sometimes.

@Celtic1888: The jailbreak won't by itself, but the unlock should with ultrasn0w.

The beer QA is the funniest thing I have read in 1000 lifetimes.

@Celtic1888: 1) Jeailbreak, 2)ultrasn0w, 3) there is no 3

For the vaporizer question: pull out the switch, wire in this: [www.smarthome.com]

@das7002: Did someone say multilevel pizza??

@Cribbage Left: Wa-Waaaaa

@mrm:Dammit. That is not funny at all when the image doesn't upload. I'm going to shove my hands in my pockets and angrily turn on my heel and walk away now.

@Karnivore: Did someone say think of the children?

@Prostate of Grace: New = different when the thing that is different is not old.

@puhsitch: Bought his own app probably. Trying to fraudulently make the top apps I would guess.

@Prostate of Grace: It's made up of things that no previously known life form has been made up of. Simple enough concept to me.

Let it be known: I disapprove of the use of the letter C in this article

@dancingspring: Are you just picking things you see and saying that you love them?

Hey I'm with her on this one:

For the lazy: