@HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: 4th Law of Thermodynamics, the Law of Entropy always applies in that the universe always moves towards chaos and disorder - that is, unless duct tape is applied.

I really like the first one, very cool visual and very cool idea. Second one is meh.

My girlfriend kept getting the same wrong number call every day for months.

Sexting is going to be infinitely funnier now, and you will always know when the kids are using an iPhone:

@SkipErnst: 1600 people, 86 seeds a day, every day, for two years.

If there's one thing Sunny has taught me, it's that when there's a cat in the wall, you can't just put in another cat with a string tied around its belly to get the first cat out.

00:58, video says "about 20 feet accross", but the article says 56 feet in diameter.

Exclusive data just in from Apple HQ!

@Evan Jacobs: 6 sigma doesn't address accidental damage

@robotwaste: Reminds me of My Sister's Keeper

@hostile-17: Quit my last job because of something like that.

@ytrameel: Considering that Android hasn't been around for 2 years, I can't do that. However, you can root any Android phone you want and have the latest and greatest release immediately. And given the superiority of Android hardware over Apple hardware and that the Android operating system continues to be snappier…

@MegaShark: Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Inglourious Basterds, Kill Bill...

@Corey Besmer: Question was why buy WP7, his response was because Apple shafted him. I was asking why not consider an Android phone.

@ytrameel: Manufacturer: look up the definition.

@DragonLost: Agreed that we got shafted as 3G owners, but why not Android then?

@John Sutton: This makes me wonder what pilots are really doing in the cockpit on my 7 hour flight accross the country?

@sableized (jez kink squad: co-mistress): Part of my job is process engineering and this flowchart puts mine to shame.

@SwatLax: I get her to Vanilla Action girl, or Tomboy. Don't feel 100% about either, though tbh.