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I think it’ll probably be “detrimental” to his dating life, because he won’t necessarily get the benefit of a blank slate, and surely some women who would have been attracted to him and willing to give him a chance probably won’t anymore. I also think if he actually tries to maintain these sorts of attitudes in an

Specifically, he is monstrously inept, and his ineptitude will follow him throughout life, attracting fewer and fewer victims. I’ll take the over on how many times he’s heard, “Don’t worry, it’s perfectly normal. Happens to anyone, babe.”

As one of the responses points out with screenshots, dude was on Facebook talking about how it’s cool to date 17 year olds because it’s legal and on Twitter talking about how he only attracts 17-19 year olds even though he was born in 1997. So yeah, he probably does “fine” dating-wise if you consider a 23 year old fast

Some of these things are not like the others.

I just want every non-Australian to know that Rebel Wilson is a private school girl (and it as a single-sex school) from inner-city Sydney who got her start by punching down by playing a “Westie” - a stereotypical classist stereotype from the less-well-off Western Suburbs of Sydney.

My favourite was the story about how he got on a plane next to a woman with a crying baby. Corden simply plugged into some headphones into his phone, and ignored the baby that cried the whole flight.

Yeah, Corden being a huge dick is one of the more persistent, ubiquitous rumors out there.

All the things that everybody else has said, but also: dude led the fucking charge for Sean Spicer’s attempted public image rehabilitation tour, and for that reason alone Corden can rot in hell forever.

“Failing upwards” is exactly it.

Being aggressively mediocre and yet continually failing upward is what gets me about him. For the life of me, I cannot figure out how he has managed to parlay the personality he has into the career he has. I’ve never cared for his carpool karaoke bits because so much of it seems to focus on James Corden showing off

He has sweaty, desperate-to-please theater kid energy. Not only does he want to entertain you but he wants you to be painfully aware of how much effort he puts into entertaining you. Same reason Travis is the least bearable of the McElroy Brothers.

He is aggressively mediocre. Seemingly more interested in showing his audience how much fun he’s having, rather than working to make them have fun.

He’s a less talented Jimmy Fallon. And I do not like Jimmy Fallon*

* except for that time he gave my theater $20,000.

The word you might be looking for is disingenuous. It tends to be a thing one intuits; microexpressions and such, that we subconsciously perceive and that are hard to pin down. But yeah, his histrionics feel insincere and soulless.

I imagine the guy in the background, in the green vest, is yelling "OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I CAN'T STOP HIM OH GOD" 

Allegedly people who have had dealings with him in restaurants and bars in the UK aren’t slow in letting others know that he’s a full of himself piece of shit, to the point where other people he’s been out with felt the need to apologise for it.

He’s irritating. Also, apparently he once went to a WGA meeting to argue that writers at late night shows should get paid less, so fuck him.

I think it’s really funny how as soon as Cats started getting bad reviews, Corden immediately pivoted to acting like he knew the movie was bad, but he put all the blame on the overworked VFX crew instead of the people actually in charge of the decision-making. And then he proceeded to immediately turn around and

. . . I hope you get banned for this.

There, fixed it.