“Feels like you’re always stuck in 2nd gear!”

The time I hired these kids to deliver a briefcase to one of my associates, and they tried to keep it for themselves. I had to send a couple of my boys after them. Never mind what was in the briefcase, it don’t matter to you.

Burn it all down.

Call David Tracy I’m sure he’ll be able to pick you........ugggghhhhh.....whoops, nevermind.

The least interesting top gear presenter who has nothing to offer aside from wealth and a Ferrari collection was opposed to the addition of the most entertaining presenter who is actually good at driving and is much more famous? No way.

Woke boyfriend?

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

Don’t forget the Alyssa Walker story: This Bad Evil Car Got Exactly What It Deserves Because All Cars Are Evil And Bad.

Alternative to the “I hate cars” narrative: the iPhone was introduced in 2007 but only started getting popular in 2008. So seeing an increase in pedestrian accidents from 2008 to 2014 correlates precisely with smartphone usage.

Jason, you need a podcast and your guests should all be guys like this. Like, right now man.

Can we, like, maybe crowd source a TV show out of this? I would totally watch a TV series about an secret African astronaut who was sent to a secret Space Station in the 90s, but because of various political and conspiracy issues is left up there for a decade or two. Really, it pretty much writes itself. It’s got bad…

i8 a Porsche

I always imagine that Doug reads these letters out loud in Strongbad’s voice.

Matt, Chris HARRIS and Sabine. That I would love to see.

Project Binky - Bad Obsession Motorsports (https://www.youtube.com/user/badobsess…). Great work and detailed youtube series on the work they’ve put into cramming a celica awd drive train into a classic mini.

Zero respect, you can only do things the way I do them otherwise it’s pointless. Then again who cares, I’m just pissy because I can’t buy one of these beautiful toys. There is no substitute for the superiority complex you develop when all you have in life is wrenching and sadness.

Well, here’s your problem.

Most surprising part of the headline.

compared to my 600+ HP AMG GTS, looks like THIS piece of shit is the BULLSHIT