Takes a shit. Sprays “freshener”. Leaves.
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Here’s a unicorn-level Passat Wagon with a W8 engine and a manual transmission with just 41.7k miles for $13k. This one will take some beating, I think I want to buy it myself!
Buy my Suzuki SX4 for $3000 .... Best 4wd/AWD car I have ever owned. Ohh looks like you are looking at $900 beaters.. :(
Finally, the hard-hitting, automotive detective hero you need!
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“Even the enlarged speedometer font in the You Shouldn’t Be Driving Anymore Package.”
Pizza the Hutt did it.
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Ever had a car that makes you think irrationally? One that grabs at your heartstrings and makes you say and do very…
It’s even better as a spaceship.
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That’s a Lada car for not a Lada money.
There needs to be a comprehensive list of everything that’s in the Jalopnik Writer Fleet, updated in real-time.