Different take here. I regret none of my car purchases.

And cowbell 

And vinyl. And bumper/fender extensions. And portholes.

Look at us old AF Gen X’ers! Anyone getting hung up on my using two spaces after a period (*gasp*), referring to a PPT file as a PowerPoint presentation (*clutches pearls*), or leaving a voicemail (*faints*), can go fuck themselves right out of the office and into the middle of a busy highway.

Lifehacker office sounds like a nightmare.

Not only is this ageist and borderline offensive, I don’t even think is all that accurate.

Back in my day, Lifehacker used to be about useful things like setting up a media server. Now it’s cringe AF content like this.

What’s wrong with Pineapple on Pizza? Its not hurting you. What happened to freedom?

I’d rather people think I’m old than embrace social media platforms that convince people to eat dishwasher detergent packs. And using one space after a period is just wrong, like pineapple on a pizza or wearing a baseball hat backwards. Just wrong.  Now get off my lawn.

I just bought a 2001 Saturn SC2 with a manual trans and only 120K miles on it for less than $2k a few months ago. After daily riding my motorcycle for the past couple of years, I decided that I wanted something simple, cheap and reliable for those few bad weather days we get in SoCal in the winter. This car is all…

My 9th Grade Earth Science Teacher loved hers. She told the story in class one day of driving home drunk and ran it into a guardrail and it didn’t even dint the car. Never before had someone admit they had driven drunk, yet alone, a teacher. I guess there is a lesson in there? 

My father (may he rest in pizza - he’d probably prefer a sausage, pepper and onion hoagie), traveled a lot for a living - and for fun. He was famous for being able to tell you that (example) “forty miles from the sixth exit off the Blue Ridge parkway is this incredible restaurant...” - and there was. And they…

My Dad worked 6 days a week as an oil heater technician, going to people’s homes to fix whatever was wrong with their boiler or furnace. My mother would make him a plate and wrap it with aluminum foil and set it at his place at the table. We would eat precisely at 5pm, and he would heat up his dinner and eat it when…

I’m hoping there’s an endurance race/add-on modeled after the Carrera Panamericana.

Ford The Integrated Tether System, so they can license it to other companies

FWIW, Volvo has offered modular accessories since at least the 90s.

Don’t forget the C8!

Have you not been around when an extremely Jalopnik-centric car gets released?

“Multiple slots under the rear seats” is probably referencing the under-seat storage bins.

She sucks nitro through Phase IV heads! 600 horsepower through the wheels! She’s meanness set to music and the bitch is born to run!