Yo, man, you left yo’ lights on!

Be careful those cars aren’t very smart. They always tell you that your door is a jar when it’s plainly a door.

Or just commandeer a whole row of TVs and go full Ozymandias with it:

The author is also accepting old Mopars.

Brilliant article. One of the best on Jalopnik since I started reading here. I’d love to have read more to be honest. I imagine there are a lot more people like Radar out there, who don’t have many people to rely on and who are taken advantage of. Man, I just don’t get how people can do that to another, let alone…

If someone did that to you IRL, you might not ever call them again, and you would probably tell your friends about the a-hole that just hung up on you.

This has irritates me so much the James Bond License To Kill...Semi Truck wheelie.

I would call it a “game changer” but nowhere close to the “greatest car chase ever filmed”.

Gee. All this time I thought they were there to cushion William Shatner’s ass.

Am I the only one who was rooting for the Charger?

When a car excitingly skids into view, or drifts violently across the scene... and you can see the tyre marks from the previous six takes.

Really, Megan Fox hit wiring a truck was the eye-roll moment in a Transformers??

At least alleys back in the TJ Hooker days always had piles of cardboard boxes laying around to catch the flipping cars.

Movie cars all seem to have suspensions that can survive huge jumps and going down stairs. They’re always equipped with high speed tires.

Add to the list: people just hanging up the phone without saying “bye” or anything.

how about pretty much everything in the Fast and Furious franchise?

Just the good ole’ Jalops / Never meanin’ no harm / Beats all you never saw, been loving brown manual wagons since the day they was born / Laughin’ the Mustangs / Hatin’ the stances / Someday Patrick George may block ‘em, but Kinja never will / Makin’ their Miatas the only way they know how / That’s just a little bit…

We need more Smokey Yunick types in motorsports.