dude, this is Deadspin. if you have a problem with making fun of pro athletes for being “shitty” at their respective sports, then kindly remove yourself.

if so, you should quit defending Sam’s shitty/short pro football career and watch Office Space a.s.a.p.

why not?

why not?

Magic doesn't belong in sports broadcasting anyway.

how would "all the corner 3's in the world" not make a bad team a good one? score more often = win more often. and that math's much, much simpler than analytics, obviously.

(roar.)

Alcoholic maybe. I just celebrated my 21 year anniversary of sobriety.

but wouldn't that "gotta hear both sides!" mentality have helped Sabrina Rubin Erdely and Rolling Stone avoid the whole UVA mess in the first place?

"the bad kind of unionism": https://www.jacobinmag.com/2014/01/the-ba…

looks like both of Warner's theories have turned out be be utter bullshit, seeing as how the LOLJETS are up 20-3 in the 3Q and Roethlisberger has 0TDs, 2INTs, and a 34.7 rating.

let us all mourn the loss of Drew's credibility on this or any other issue by posting a selfie of a young girl alongside her, uh, dying/dead grandma:

knock, knock. this thing still on? anyway, r/cringe got ya beat:

It's easy to forget this now, but for a while [The Social Network] looked like a shoo-in for Best Picture until The King's Speech stole its thunder.

meh. fuck the Yanks. fuck the Giants. and, most of all, fuck their fans. meh.

déjà vu