I never learned how to drive. Or rather I should say I never got my license. I’ve tried learning but I get motion sick extremely easily and driving has not meshed well with that. To get an idea of my motion sickness, as a kid and to this day I get motion sick on playground swings. I get more motion sick on a ferris…

Although 5/3 is headquartered there, would you say Cincinnatians would prefer if employment were compromised for 3/5 instead?

Well, at least the FDA isn’t in the pocket of Big Penis.

Same guy that cupped Trump’s balls during the Hurricane Maria aftermath. How surprising.

I figured the Avengers movies are sort of like Love Actually (and all the other movies it inspired) where there’s all these huge casts of stars but the interaction between them is minimal if at all.

+1 I’m going to hell for it but it made me lol

Not gonna lie, I thought the guy in the headline photo was the suspect until I actually read the article.

From the outside looking in it’s funny but also not uncommon for US-born (or residing) Hispanics to be called that when visiting their home/ancestral country (as an insult) or within the US when someone else doesn’t feel your living up to some made up standard or Hispanic-ness (also as an insult).

My 7 year-old does not like being alone to a degree that I worry a bit about it. He doesn’t like going to his classroom without his teacher or other adult present. Sometimes he won’t close the door when going to the bathroom at home (it’s gotten better recently, though). When he’s in soccer practice he’s constantly…

Now I don’t like conspiracy theories but none of this makes any sense. Is it possible Ortiz was in some illegal stuff, was in fact the intended target, but the police and Dominican government are sweeping that under the rug to keep up his image?

More of an Aol kinda guy I think.

All he has to do is own some libs on Twitter and we just found the next US Attorney General.

My childhood Burger King made the news! It’s across from Woodhull Hospital... I wouldn’t be surprised if the burgers also didn’t have beef in them.

I think the argument is “off-sides shouldn’t matter if the play is cool” which is still not a good argument to make.

Rubbing table salt onto my mosquito bites makes the itching stop. Not sure if there is a bad side to that or not but it works for me.

You ruined my fun but I appreciate the correction

I guess it’s easier to get those kickbacks if your office is in Paris.

Drake’s the kid in HS that would happily wear the winning team’s jersey once the series is over, even though they just beat his team.

Brazil had Hulk. Norway has Thor.

I don’t understand the Mexican food stereotype for NYC. I guess if you’re expecting Tex-Mex, you’ll hate it. I hate Tex Mex food. I ate Mexican food in Texas and it was about the same as in NYC. Mexican food in NYC is fine. Will never be as good as my mom makes, but NYC Mexican food is fine. Get your tamales from a…