The NFL rule book is becoming the USGA rule book.

This game is Figure 1 in ‘Why more and more people don’t give a fuck about the NFL’. Ugh. Absolutely no redeeming value to that one.

He’s obviously a clown. But the targeting rule is dumb. It should be two hits then you’re ejected.

My mom, too.

Well sure he has a penis and, as is abundantly clear to basically anyone who does not have one, a large percentage of the population thinks that having a penis is a requirement for the presidency. Look bottom line Biden would have had major issues if he had run. He’s said a lot stupid shit over the years, he’s been…

I think Trump’s megalomania and narcissism are the roots of his evil, not necessarily stupidity. He fully believes that whatever he says is the truth because he can not possibly be wrong. That’s also why he will never fully accept losing the election without claiming that somebody else was the reason for it.   

The CDC is rigged. Statisticians are part of the mathematical elite.

“Yeah cut that welfare! Go to hell, Medicare, and don’t even step through that door, universal health care! Privatize Social Security! No one needs entitlements, everyone should bootstrap their way through life.”

All plays should be reviewed and all penalties possible should be searched for in multiple review booths preferably by drones feeding digital information into a bank of Kray supercomputers. That way games will take 5 days to complete and we wouldn’t have so many football-free days within the week feeding our sense of…

But there has to be some logical, uncontroversial apparatus to reverse truly obvious injustices.

Counterpoint: ban all replay except for scoring plays. Sports needs human error.

Politics as usual as far as I see it. Let the morons downstream deal with it.

Always epic pass truthers in the comments...

Somebody really needs to get Jim McMahon some help.

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

Counterpoint:

I wouldn’t celebrate too much, Toronto. Tomorrow night you have to face a fresher-than-hell Zach Britton in the deciding Game 2.

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.