Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

Yes. Yes you can bring friends. And, evidently, there may have been a fight during the briefing, when Gen. Flynn (Ret.) kept interrupting the officers to ask pointed questions.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

ARRESTING OFFICER: Names?

Yeah, Blac is a title. Like Earl or Count or something.

Germans talking shit to Brits and winning? Third time’s a charm.

I was there too. Something about the phrase “Fuck Fest” screams “orgy!” to me, for some reason.

For some reason I expected a love triangle to be part of the story and now I'm disappointed. This is like freshmen year roommate level of intrigue.

NBC= No Black Champions?

Because it’s not in the Olympics for some stupid reason.

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

Yeah, but “borderline illegal shit” is also known as “legal shit”.

I have 3100 hits in Wii baseball. According to Deadspin every hit counts.

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

You’re reading a “... for Hillary” where this post does not include one. Donald Trump does not do anything for anyone who is not Donald Trump.

Right. Because it's porn that determines and shapes sexual preference, not the other way 'round (ie. that porn only satisfies and follows the already existing preferences). Oh, wait...

Don’t let anyone ever tell you your home is safer with a gun in it.

It’s too easy in this country to get a mustang. These cars aren’t meant to drive, they’re for killing as many pedestrians as possible, we need stronger vetting to ensure these don’t fall into the hands of “mustang drivers....”

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back?