I’ve always wondered who those old, crusty, rich dudes are. My best guess is they are members of the Mars family.

I have the same problem with this as I did with Joey Bats. It’s the 7th inning. The game isn’t over. You haven’t won shit yet, bruh. If it’s a walkoff to WIN the CWS at Omaha, fine. Dance around all you want, but in the 7th of a super regional.....bush.

You are the same guy who argues against seatbelts because someday you might drive into a lake and not be able to get it undone.

and you get movie references...I’m in Kinja-love.

I used alcohol as a cover to justify to my buddies the fat chicks I hooked up with in college. Reality is I would have banged them sober, but being drunk was a terrific excuse. Either you are a rapist or not. Alcohol doesn’t change that. This douche is a rapist.

Fantastic comment. Fantastic handle. Go ahead, take the rest of the week off. You’ve earned it!

I’m happy for the guy too. He’s finally found an organization with the stones to tell him he’s not an MLB caliber short stop. Nationals should have done that for him five years ago. But stats say that this year is the anomaly, not 2015. Last season was simply the continuation of a steady offensive slide from his 2012…

That’s too bad. Lots of good movies out there. Maybe think about broadening your horizons.

No movies, huh? That’s too bad. There are some really good ones out there. But thanks for sharing. I’ll share a little about myself too in return.

Tell us more about your awesome numbers, bruh.

Your lack of American cinematic knowledge is shameful.

Lighten up, Francis.

20 minutes will seem like a long time when Brock finds himself on the other side of assault. With a world class swimmers body, he’s going to be really popular in the joint.

Ruth probably isn’t the best athlete. but he is by far the most dominant among his peers, within his era. In 1920 Ruth hit more home runs than every other team in the league. He hit 54 that year, then next closest player hit 19. That’s like Tom Brady throwing 54 TDs in a season when the next closest guy throws 19. And…

Sandy Hook first shot heard 9:34am. Lanza’s body found 17 minutes later.

Two assholes are required for road rage. It’s fact.

This is the campaign, and in a larger sense the US in a nutshell.

For a group that was late to the party, didn’t organize, and just screamed, they did pretty good. Between KY and Oregon yesterday, 20,000 more people voted for him than for the status quo. Establishment Republicans ignored the signs, expected people to fall in line and ended up with Trump. Keep dismissing the Bernie…

There are a lot of insurance companies in Hartford and NH areas. People probably drive safer b/c accidents cause them more work to do.

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