Thank God. I though this was going to be another story about how Melania didn’t hold his hand that one time.

Jezebel’s increasing worry that North Korea is going to nuke California absolutely ignores the laws of physics. North Korea has had the ability to nuke South Korea and Japan for close to a decade, but every North Korea missile launch nowadays is suddenly worthy of an article.

“Prove that isn’t a gun. Put it to your head and pull the trigger.”

This headline is fucking bullshit. He wasn’t forced. He didn’t “chug.” He was a drug smuggler and got caught, then took “sips”, not chugs, all on his own.

Y’all gotta quit trying to turn Mike Brown into a martyr. He was a criminal. By any measure. The Obama justice department found his killing to be justified. Let it go.

Read the report prepared by the DoJ. All the witnesses and the autopsy prove Darren Wilson’s version of events. This is not an opinion, its fact.

All physical and eyewitness testimony shows that the “gentle giant being murdered” story was complete bullshit from the start, but you’re trying to convince people who are going to go through all sorts of mental gymnastics to keep their “white men are evil” narrative.

Michael brown was shot to death after he charged a police officer, which happened after Brown assaulted the officer in his car and tried to reach for his gun, according to multiple African American eye witnesses. The case caused an outcry when Brown’s friend lied through his teeth and said Brown did nothing wrong and…

I don’t own a Switch, sadly, but this VentureBeat writer reported draining 1-2% every 10 minutes with a similar battery pack while playing Zelda. Even at 2%, that still works out to about 8 hours of playtime. Plus, if you take a break and turn it off for a few minutes, it’ll recharge.

I don’t own a Switch, sadly, but this VentureBeat writer reported draining 1-2% every 10 minutes with a similar…

As long as you plug it in before you start playing, it should slow the discharge rate significantly, so you’d still get much longer battery life.

As long as you plug it in before you start playing, it should slow the discharge rate significantly, so you’d still…

You know they’re just annoyed. Rich and many of the other writers here wanted La La Land to win, they’ve got a whole backlog of snarky, whiny, victimised articles ALREADY WRITTEN about how it was the worst film and they stole it from the good honest Black movie and how the white devil is destroying Hollywood, and now…

Rich is just being a smug asshole.

But it’s not a portable PS3.

Fair enough, but if they’re already asking us to upgrade to a new system that isn’t backwards compatible with any of the games from the last two consoles. Must they take away our VC titles too? Am I to be simply milking cows for months on end while I wait for the next Mario title?

Jason Derulo has accused America’s shittiest major airline (unless we’re counting Spirit) of “racial discrimination” after an incident involving checked bags, $4000, and literal requests to “turn this plane around.”

Its interesting seeing how much my fellow citizens care more for people who are trying to get into the country than those of us who live in the country already.

Hmm... a quick Google search has yielded this:

I really dislike how Americans try to always try to defend being fat as having a “healthy woman’s body”. Have you ever seen an average Chinese or Asian woman’s body? Mei is definitely on the chubbier side of the spectrum.

This may be the worst Kinja ever.

Oh great another one of these articles, we get already. Although I guess since I’m sorta trans F 2 M am I’m a traitor thus my being a little tired of hearing this drum beating makes me an “Uncle Tom” or whatever the equivalent word would be. Not trying to be a dick or a troll I just think this whole “white male”…