I'll take Hot Fries over poop oil, thanks.

Hopefully this represents a transition point for RL—while Collection has always been made in Italy or the US, I would love to see the lower-priced lines made domestically, even if they're somewhat pricier. I try to only buy clothing made here or in Europe, and it's getting harder and harder.

You're right, people who find the basic task of finding clothing that fits them too bothersome to make an effort are sure to be the type of employees who are willing to commit themselves to any task, no matter how hard or seemingly uninteresting.

You're right—an inability to find clothing that fits properly is indicative of brains and work capacity!

Disclaimer: If you like the New Yorker, you will probably hate this essay; if you like Thought Catalog, you will probably like this essay.

How boring, as usual. Except now, the music sucks, too.

Kudos to Kudrow for getting a good nose job that allowed her to retain some character in her bone structure. I have no problem with people who get nose jobs, just those that I can spot from half a block away.

Kudos for the investigative journalism for once. But guess what? You will almost certainly be taken more seriously if you attend a job interview in light makeup, conservative heels, and a skirt suit than a schlubby pair of pants, flats, and without makeup. (In most white-collar, non-creative industries, that is.) Is…

Why did he make Elena Kagan look like Dobby?

I just can't.

I agree. I know too many people who are already predisposed to believing that their awful relationships are actually somehow more complex and intense than happy ones, and the media seemingly confirms this.

Yes, they hump each other uncontrollably seemingly on sight, but for me at least there doesn't seem to be any actual chemistry between the two actors.

I stopped watching this show because, well, it sucks, but I watched the first season and about half of the second and I couldn't figure out why, exactly, Olivia was so powerless before Fitz. They have no chemistry and he's a sucky person!

I think you meant "adoptive" parents.

It's relevant, I think, that these were presentation, i.e. public speaking, tips, not "tips for how to present yourself generally". And I'm not sure why advice from a woman to women has to be completely gender-specific—it's good advice not to be drunk for a presentation to a law firm, so why shouldn't a woman give…

She should totally have been omniscient!

The real question is whether it will be set in Maine and involve Octavia tromping around in a yellow slicker. Please, let it be so.