I’m posting this here cause we all need a smile. Here’s Richard Spencer getting sucker punched like the sucker he is.

fart every time you leave your desk.

If you can find either one, that is.

An SNES Classic or a Game Boy Classic would be sweet. The Game Boy could literally be a GB shrunk to the size of the GB Pocket, but full of games.

Marla could be the ambassador to Great Clips.

Oh here the fuck we go. “Wah wah, Clinton’s just as bad!”

He’d probably still call them “Sandpeople.”

Coruscant, now that’s a great planet. 5,000 levels. We’re gonna have even more levels, the best levels. And then we’re gonna build a wall, and the Tusken Raiders are gonna pay.

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

I’m a little surprised Titanfall 2 didn’t make the cut.

I just played this game, no guides no nothing, just running around doing stuff, got 90 hours in or so, still enjoying it

Just got back from visiting family, and I dug through my old games to find a goldmine of DS games. I nabbed Chrono Trigger, The World Ends with You, Final Fantasy IV, Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, the three DS Castlevanias, and Hotel Dusk: Room 215. I started Chrono Trigger again, and man, that DS version is…

I will be crusing around in my bitchin’ [not-]Camaro in Ivalice Boy Band Unleashed aka Final Fantasy XV.

It’s a book about game development, telling a bunch of behind-the-scenes stories on how various games were made. More to come in the next few months!

Rumour has it Trump wants Viola to build a high possession army that significantly out shoots it’s opposition.

the last guardian whilst uber high, it shall be glorious

You’re fucking crazy. Bookstores were the best places in America.

In all fairness, nobody’s won with a floor routine that’s 50% thumb-dance since Nadia Comaneci in 1976