You didn’t miss much on SNL ... she didn’t get a lot to do.

Remember, it’s Chelsea Manning and Edward Snowden that exposed the government’s amorality. It’s Assange who coordinated with Putin’s team of hackers to disrupt the 2016 election by selectively releasing DNC material, while withholding similar GOP material, and rejecting leaks that would expose the Russian government.

I wasn’t remotely thinking of artistic cred. Just as a job. Borneaz is basically a soap actor headlining hour long network “dramas” that are sure fire money makers in syndication. I didn’t even realize Danson worked so much, I’ve only seen cheers and some of the good place. I freely admit I don’t watch sitcoms ever,…

Krause is great and under-rated, but I think part of the metric for Louis Dreyfus is that she is both successful and lauded with awards. Using both those metrics, Ed Asner is a candidate. He won for both the comedy and drama versions of Lou Grant. Bryan Cranston would also be in the running.

Talk about a movie that came along at the very last moment something like that could have been made. My god.

Child, I am old enough to have made many mistakes, wronged people I cared about, and being given second chances with debatable amounts of deservedness. There’s a big difference between genuine penance and having almost zero consequences for your actions, let alone being officially rewarded for it. Fuck you.

When I first saw this picture I thought Zack G was Oscar Isaac and I still kind of do. Like maybe it’s secretly Oscar Isaac playing Zach G playing Martin Short.

Libertarians: wanna be a fascist pedophile...but on WEED???

I find most people in the US who describe themselves as “libertarian” basically mean “Republican, but not willing to admit it” 

South of the border, we like to say he’s a North American treasure.

Yes, yes we all know what JJ’s phone background is.

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz....”Good Morning Nooyawkah, would you like me to search for deals on Fiber to help with your bowel movements?” 

Forget it, LaRue, this is Polynesiantown

10 dollars a month so I can ask it for a pasta recipe and it tells me to use turpentine instead of wine like I’m Phillip Seymour Hoffman in The Master

I would have thought the SCTV connection between Short and Levy would be more of an “of course” thing.

You could get Randy Quaid...Wyatt Derp

This is what I remember most about him...

2 Soul 2 Furi8us

I’m honestly surprised they’re extending it to the 15/Pro. Normally when they have new features (like the cinema mode when recording video) it’s relegated to whatever upcoming model is coming out. So that’s kind of an unusual move for them, but as an iPhone 15 haver, I welcome any extras I get.