You could get Randy Quaid...Wyatt Derp

This is what I remember most about him...

2 Soul 2 Furi8us

Blade will probably actually come out and some point

Some motherfuckin movie studios are always trying to ice skate uphill

I’ll have to take your word for it.

I know the movie is 90% bullshit but no doubt it’s full of compelling scenes, that one at the front of the line.

When I was a kid I became obsessed with the JFK assassination, largely as a result of Stone’s film. As I got a little older and a little wiser and realized most of the film is bullshit, I still kept coming back to Sutherland’s Mr. X monologue. It, too, is largely bullshit, but Sutherland is just so damn good…

RIP. Random roles for which I will remember him:

I’m sure it will uphold the Blues Brothers legacy of essential belated sequels to beloved movies.

“Just handed in a film script that I think may be the funniest and best thing I’ve ever worked on...” doesn’t mean a whole lot coming from Josh Gad.

They haven’t forgotten. They don’t think it matters because women aren’t people.

“Hi, I’m Bad Kuchi Kopi, and I’m an autoholic. I’m six months car free, though”

race car driving!

Why didn’t Janet Jackson take his keys away? I hate her

Do Poltergeist next. Lots of real tragedy and trumped up bullshit around that one.

The dine-in theater chain, which popularized noisy screenings thanks to its patented meal service...

I seem to remember a cool little network of blogs that was struggling for years to find a devoted userbase and dozens of talented writers until a kindly old group of billionaires stepped in to help them out. And that little network of blogs, whom nobody liked, grew up to be... sold off piece by piece until maybe one …

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