This feels like a high-school film editing project where one of the kids in the group had a dad who they thought sounded like Tom Cruise.

“Hello. It is me, famous human actor Thomas Cruise. From movies such as Top Gun and Mission Possible. Ha ha. Yes. And now that you’ve seen my face for two seconds, I want to tell you about my new movie which is NOT a scam. Ha ha! Yes. Not a scam. To buy tickets for my new movie, go to Target, buy iTunes gift cards and…

The sudden and very obvious change in voice and timbre is a dead giveaway right at the beginning. The rest just doesn’t sound even vaguely close to TC

Portland is only a two hour drive to Astoria so she should visit the Goon Docks while she’s in town! 

I didn’t hate the character, but I disliked that plot thread. It was hard for me to believe he wouldn’t rat them out. He had no problem telling his wife, so obviously those rules weren’t unbreakable to him. 

Such a versatile & talented singer. People will remember the 80s hits, but check the rest of her catalogue, she can really sing anything.

“O’Neill gives a skilled performance as a truly reprehensible human being, once you get over the dissonance of hearing Al Bundy/Jay Prichett’s voice yelling at Doc that he’s on a “choke chain.””

Good films flop all the time. And how will people know if they’re good if they don’t see it? The Toy Story movies are wildly successful. Toy Story fans don’t seem like a small audience.

It’s a pretty strong theory, and it does line up with an attitude I remember people having towards Disney when I was a kid: “It’s always the same old story, a princess who wants love, a magical villain, some cute sidekick, yada yada.” Pixar broke the mold for a while, but even the “Imagine if [x] had feelings” jokes…

Time for some live action remakes.

Wealthy men always think everyone wants to hear their opinion.

No lie, I’ve held this up to multiple people as one of the all-time best written sketches. The “two-pipe problem” line is so brilliantly stupid.

Bite your tongue, that stained glass window hallucination was awesome!

So IlL WiThOlD mY vOtE bEcAuSe My MoRaLs ArE tOo ImPoRtAnT

Hi: I’ll respond to that last paragraph.

But...but...but my ETHICS prevent me from voting for Biden

He understands less than RFK Sr currently does.

I mean, dude BEEN a prick for decades now. 

The one thing that gives me hope for the youths is that they seem to have no love for this AI garbage. They call machine-generated art “boomer art” and consider it cringe as hell.

The sinister part is that before and during his presidency a whole lot of right-wingers insinuated Obama was illegitimate and “un-American” for a variety of reasons, including that he was a secret Muslim (which is seen by those people as Not Christian and Therefore Terrorist).