I guess you never saw Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows

I don’t think there’s any separating that marketing campaign from the experience of seeing the movie. Even if you knew it was bullshit, the anticipation it build up added to it massively.  Long way of saying I don’t think catching it again today would have anywhere near the same impact.

I like the “shrimp fried rice” joke. Reminds me of the non-parallel construction when menus have “beef lasagna” and “vegetarian lasagna”. There never seems to be ground up vegetarians in the latter.

I go to people's houses for my job. They call me and set up an appointment and choose their own day and time. My car is clearly marked on three sides with the business name and number. I STILL have rednecks freak out when I knock on their door and I have taken to triple checking addresses when I arrive because people…

I’d prefer Eric Idle to personally, but I’ll take either of them. The Pythons have neatly divided themselves into ‘already dead’, ‘determined to destroy their legacy on the way out’, and ‘must be protected at all costs’.

Every right-wing blowhard says some variation of ‘If someone can say they’re a gender, then I’m x’ and think it’s the most mind-blowing, Voltairian, definitive takedown of modern gender ideas and the greatest piece of satire that the world has ever seen, when instead it merely demonstrates why there aren’t more…

Canceled by

40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS 
 6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS 
 142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS 
 14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)  REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON 
 76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY 
and  TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES

A cancellation once bit my sister’s møøse.

I hope Michael Palin outlives them all.

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature’s cruelest mistake!

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

Those responsible for canceling the cancellation special have been canceled.

Haven’t we already done the “dude from Nazareth gets big mad about commerce in a public space” thing?

Plenty of people, stop being a dick and look outside once in a while.

Given the obvious trope that Hank should die to “pass the torch” to the next generation, I was actually pleasantly surprised he even survived the first one, and it would be even more boring to kill him off now. BUT that doesn’t mean he needs to continue being in the movies. He’s old, let him retire. Especially now…

Again, it appears that your posting spoilers for stuff beyond episode 6. So fuck off

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Cuatromania

I was poking fun at how many alter egos Pym has had in the comics, something that Marvel nerds like me have joked about for years. I was not being at all serious that Feige would make such an offer, let alone that Douglas would accept it.

“Lotta ants” was my favorite. He was probably the best part of the movie, just kinda ambling around, mumbling about ants.

Bill Murray said the same with Ghostbusters movies in 2016.   Guess every man needs to retile his bathroom