She’s obviously mentally ill.

Wait, the cops couldn’t verify the authenticity of the license plate even with this little text on it “Notice of fee schedule you agree to pay $10,000.00 for each minute delays or detained from a non-emergency traffic stop”?

I for one would like the ability to enforce the $10M a minute for delays.  That alone should immediately validate that the owner is a complete fucktard. 

What do you mean "until"? SovCit twits make up a disproportionately large percentage of people who shoot at cops during traffic stops

“8K is going to be a joke for a long time”

Dipshits who have their diesel trucks set up rolling coal didn’t even make the list?

Does this need to be a whole new console? Couldn’t they figure out some way for it to be a new motherboard easily slotted in?

Yeah I have better things to do in my life than waste time watching garbage just because it might be funny *consistently lays around after work watching the same Bob’s Burgers and American Dad episodes I’ve seen a million time on Adult Swim due to emotional weariness*

this man is 78 years old.  Give me whatever the fuck he’s on.

Kevin Sorbo was the villain on supergirl for a few eps in the 2nd season thats theme was a repudiation of trump and he still complained liberals cancelled him

As with when the Super Mario movie came out, it’s all about whether people can bring their kids out. My family is four tickets alone, whereas with Dune it would either be me or my spouse or a ridiculous amount in babysitting costs for us to see a very long movie together (and still just two of us, not all four). It…

We just need to find whoever's funniest shouting "MEDIUM TALENT!" at Joel McHale. 

The PS4 Pro launched at $400, the same launch price of the base PS4. So it would be nice if they stuck with $500 while giving the base model a discount, but the way capitalism has been capitalizing lately I have a hard time seeing that actually happen, I can’t see more than $600 though after all the flak they took for…

That Spectral Dolphin tho...

He might have also gotten a bigger role by co-writing the film. Then he wouldn’t have to have worked hard to convince the producers he was right for the role like (checks notes) most actors. Can’t imagine why he wasn’t featured in marketing as much as the lead actors though. Must be a nefarious reason for that.

so real talk if you go in knowing it is going tonbe a goofy nonsensical story that is trying to play it straight...you’re in for a fun time. just ignore the logic and it is a fun bad popcorn flick.

All pants are “outside pants” if you wear them outside, including underpants.

"It's still in theaters too, but you'll have to put on Outside Pants for that"

But “I’m not on Twitter, so I didn’t really know that, to be honest,” MacDonald laughed.

Bud grew boobs!