All I care about is who will play young Ducky and how hot will he be.

What, they making a Jos Biden prequel show?

There are two reasons why I watched that Hooters sketch.

Tits McLargeHuge

If I had a rack like that I’d probably never talk about anything else. I might not even own any shirts. You’re only in your 20s once.

The way y’all write about SNL episodes boils down to

I am not arguing with racists and fascists. My ancestors upended and risked their lives fighting Confederates, fascists and Nazis. Trump and his followers are an abomination and a betrayal. Go away.

So I presume all this money he earned that he owed the tax on was shared among slave descendants?

Who’s playing Nordberg? And Enrico Pallazzo?

I dunno, she looks serious.

If they absolutely have to remake Naked Gun, Liam Neeson is a great choice. His performance in Life is Short is great.

There’s something on the side of your mouth Mr. Furious.  

Neeson’s had a stranger career than simpler being a dramatic actor like Nielson was, having been a strong character actor/lead for decades and only becoming an action star with Taken in 2008. He’s been doing that for 16 years now, so if he successfully pivots to comedy, this will be a third act that really shows his…

I’m applying here because I have the most appropriate screen name for this article.

They’re not evil. The price of living in a civilized society is paying for infrastructure and services for the public good. The IRS is the service set up to ensure the payments are made. If we lived in a country where H&R Block did NOT have Congress by the testicles, the IRS would do your taxes for you (they already…

Dan Olson’s video roasting this in a couple of years will be amazing

See, that’s the thing. It’s not even maximizing shareholder value. It’s about maximizing day trader share value. Someone who was a true stakeholder, a long term investor, would want the stock to go up over the long term, and not care about quarter over quarter so much. I’m in my 40s. IDGAF if my IRA loses money one or…

Lol, if that shit didn’t work for Wesley Snipes, why would he think it would work for him?

I feel like I just learned that recently.

And his name will be Kal-El Thee Superman.