I seen him parody himself enough to believe he is sincere in his bleakness but also self-aware.

I was initially going to respond that Bavarians don’t consider Hamburg to be really Germany anyway, but I live elsewhere and hence have tact.  ;)

Uh, BBC?
Yeah, hi. After Jimmy Saville and John Barrowman, maybe don’t go around asking people about their junk?

Has AV Club done a random roles for this guy yet?  He certainly has been around long enough, I remember him being porcupine guy in the terrible (not his fault) X-Men Last Stand movie. Jeez his first role was in Welcome to the Dollhouse

Moose tracks is great, I especially like Mint Moose Tracks.

Shane should have killed Rick for not being able to say his own sons name right! :)

Yep. Put low-grade chocolate into ice cream and it’s as hard as diamonds once it freezes. Might as well call it caltrop ice cream.

I don’t know who you mean by “Carl.” Are you talking about Rick’s son, Coral?

Who needs chocolate chip when chocolate chip cookie dough exists?

don’t listen to these hate mongers and enjoy the show.

So many chocolate chip ice creams are made with really, really bad chocolate. 

Cooper was evidently more athletically gifted than Peyton or Eli but was never really got out of the gate for medical reasons. Maybe hyperbole, but it would have been wild to see three brothers at starting QB at the same time. And yeah, dad wasn’t exactly a stiff.

Or maybe a modular console. Yes, it’s veering into PC territory, but it could greatly simplify things for users and developers. Develop a Playstation that has a section containing the APU/GPU and have that be swappable and offer a couple of options. Developers could leave certain settings based on which module the…

I will miss Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin.

Part of me was hoping she’d be super pink and pastel. Go against type, complain about her lame goth mom running around in all-black like she’s stage crew.

Gene Simmons gets 83 cents for every click on this post.

Chances are those Walmart employees work harder every day than you have ever worked in your entire life.

Here’s the Venn diagram of people who would buy this and don’t already have all of those games: 00

Oh good, composites.