I seen him parody himself enough to believe he is sincere in his bleakness but also self-aware.

I was initially going to respond that Bavarians don’t consider Hamburg to be really Germany anyway, but I live elsewhere and hence have tact.  ;)

Although it made it to the surface, Odie’s landing was not so smooth

Nope. It’s real. As real as they insist stolen elections are real. 

I don’t think any of this was AI edited. It looks like McLaren just keyed-out the background environment in After Effects and replaced it with a plate shot from another moving car. You can see the transparency bleeding onto the car’s B-pillar over Lindell’s shoulder.

Lindell always looks like he’s drunk. If he is, it is illegal in many states to be behind the wheel even if the car is stationary and turned off.

Uh, BBC?
Yeah, hi. After Jimmy Saville and John Barrowman, maybe don’t go around asking people about their junk?

Has AV Club done a random roles for this guy yet?  He certainly has been around long enough, I remember him being porcupine guy in the terrible (not his fault) X-Men Last Stand movie. Jeez his first role was in Welcome to the Dollhouse

Moose tracks is great, I especially like Mint Moose Tracks.

Shane should have killed Rick for not being able to say his own sons name right! :)

Yep. Put low-grade chocolate into ice cream and it’s as hard as diamonds once it freezes. Might as well call it caltrop ice cream.

I don’t know who you mean by “Carl.” Are you talking about Rick’s son, Coral?

Who needs chocolate chip when chocolate chip cookie dough exists?

don’t listen to these hate mongers and enjoy the show.

So many chocolate chip ice creams are made with really, really bad chocolate. 

Cooper was evidently more athletically gifted than Peyton or Eli but was never really got out of the gate for medical reasons. Maybe hyperbole, but it would have been wild to see three brothers at starting QB at the same time. And yeah, dad wasn’t exactly a stiff.

Self-reported AND you need a non-AT&T connection.

landlines increasingly being converted to digital

I can assure you that I did not typo a 5 instead of a 3 in an update script that ended up taking down about 1/3 of a certain fast food chain’s European restaurants (or at least, digital payments) some years back.

Chances are those Walmart employees work harder every day than you have ever worked in your entire life.