The grays don't understand sarcasm. 

Excuse me, but it’s the job of a CEO to say, “Yes, let’s make this” or “No, let’s not make this,” and that’s truly the most creative part of the industry and could NEVER be replaced with... let’s say... a spreadsheet combining a series of multi-quadrant elements like a schematic for a team of accountants to scan…

You obviously have to pay for the banana (it’s taken out of your paycheck automatically). Some companies have been switching to free radishes, however. 

What they really want to get rid of are male-to-male adapters. 

Sure! It’s also a really interesting show from a screenwriting POV because the show is mostly therapy sessions so the dialogue is naked exposition but you forgive it. When I teach dialogue in my screenwriting classes I often tell students that you can get away with a lot of exposition in specific settings like…

We’ll find out during the discovery phase, and we won’t much like what we find. 

Um, why is her head stuck in a fuzzy pink urinal?

“open[ness] with my sexuality and expressing myself.”

As a fellow Byrne mark I probably don’t have to say this but IF you haven’t seen it I *highly* recommend the first three seasons of In Treatment. I haven’t tried the fourth without him and probably won’t (I like Uzo Aduba but Byrne was the primary draw of those first three) but his seasons? Oh man... so good...

My Fortune 500 employer sure doesn’t just give away free Potassium like this.  Such a nice perk.

Honestly. I thought eating a banana that is protruding from someone's orifice was standard corporate onboarding procedure these days. Is there nothing about which people will not complain? 

“Pressured to eat bananas protruding from the performers’ vaginas” - listen, snowflakes, who among us hasn’t done that at an average work retreat or company picnic? That’s just standard employee bonding stuff, lighten up!

No adaptation is perfect. At least Bram Stoker’s Dracula really digs into the lore, even if you ignore the romantic aspect. Just everything, besides Keanu and Ryder, really makes you feel you are back in that era and makes you feel immersed. I don't think any of them really did that. Nosferatu deservedly comes second…

Why are so many idiots taking this to mean he’s broke? He never said that.

White people around the nation pour one out at the next wedding reception you go to

What I loved about ‘Let The Right One In’ being so beautifully visual was not needing to read the subtitles to understand the characters.

Best tag line belongs to Vampire Hookers

Those net worth websites are always inaccurate. He was probably doing okay from a few shows that were hits but that doesn’t mean he’s rolling in dough and he obviously still has expenses to cover while on strike.

Jesus Christ this place is really the pits now that all these fucking bootlickers are arriving. Shut this site down, they already have their avenues for skullfuckery on Twitter.

It’s a shame, really. She used to get so physical