He fell down an open elevator shaft.

A co-worker’s Apple Watch fell off his wrist while he was taking out the trash (how he didn’t notice is beyond me) and got to watch its progress almost all the way to the landfill.😬

I thought the headline said “Rob Schneider’s Spinal Tap Sequel” when I first glanced at it and thought he was trying to get in on LeBron’s action.

Unfortunately, while Middleton is probably just a mom who didn’t like the photo her husband took or simply looked at it for way too long, when you’re one of the main members of the UK royal family, you’re not allowed to do normal things like editing your photos.

Elon pulling a LeBron with Back to the Future is so perfectly on-brand it makes my face hurt.

Totally. If memory serves it was right in the midst of the trend with all those winking adaptations of old TV shows (Beverly Hillbillies, Starsky and Hutch, etc.) that got kicked off by The Brady Bunch Movie. Most of those were dire.

And if that’s the binary, as I said originally, I’ll be out. I’d prefer not to be, but I have other things I can do with my time.

Cloud is a non sequitur here, which is why I mentioned it dismissively. I don’t want that to become the “replacement” for consoles because it’s apples and cheesesteaks. I want an option that allows me to install and play games locally but avoids all the PC/Windows bullshit I mentioned above. Cloud is not that and it…

I like things to be simple. That’s the main reason I like consoles. If I buy a game for an Xbox Series S|X or a PlayStation 5 I know it’s going to work exactly as it should. I don’t have to worry about whether I need to buy a new GPU, if my CPU is going to throttle performance, or if Windows is going to be an asshole…

My only regret is not seeing it in the theater.

That’s the thing that amazes me about it! I always say “why remake the classics, remake bad movies better.” LeBron tried it and somehow managed to make it worse.

Couldn’t agree more. Good heavens was Space Jam 2 terrible. It was even worse than those kinds of reboots usually are because instead of being a soulless nostalgia cash grab, it was a soulless vanity project.

Eh, we did the wedding party introductions to the Imperial March at our wedding because we thought it was funny. I was 29 and my wife was 30 when we got married.

My daughter has an S23 Ultra and I have an iPhone 15 Pro Max. The area where Apple has seemed to most consistently lag behind IME is in low-light performance. My daughter’s phone takes great low-light pictures (and I presume the S24 Ultra is even better), but even the most expensive flagship iPhone turns into a…

Episode 3: Lucy blithely stands at a vendor while other Wastelanders wait behind her and get increasingly irritated by how long she’s taking.

You should check out the various fan-produced audio dramas. One of them is going to be featured on fallout dot com later today, in fact.

200 years out from when the bombs fell, yes, but only 9 years after Fallout 4 and 15 years after New Vegas.

Fallout is one of those franchises, I think, where you can stay totally true to lore/canon and still make a highly compelling and entertaining movie or TV show that has broad appeal. They’ve stated that that’s exactly what they’re trying to do, and although we won’t know whether they nailed it for sure until April…

I mean, anything’s possible but it feels more likely that he’s earnestly trying to remake it in his own image because he’s utterly convinced that he’s the biggest-brained genius of our time and obviously all of these changes will make it bigger/better/stronger/faster.

Hell yes!