1000% disagree with the Adjustable Power Seats....

I’ll wait for the didgeridoo version.

As the mother of a high-achieving daughter who suffers from anxiety AND the daughter of a scary-as-hell mother, Turning Red had me rocking back and forth sobbing with my face in my hands. I don’t know if that makes it a good movie, but I felt seen.

You might be overthinking this. Andor was a great show but it never once changed my expectations for what other shows, especially one with two seasons under its belt, needed to be. There’s plenty of room for both serious fare like Andor and more traditional Star Wars with The Mandalorian.

Nah, most of us can understand how different shows are different.

Shennanigans. Mando will either be good, or not. It won’t be “less” because Andor was great. Boba Fett wasn’t “less” because Andor was great, it was just shitty.

My first car was a Squareback. It had charm, and it made me later appreciate luxuries like heat, not smelling gasoline from a sharp turn, and ascending an incline larger than a speed bump. It did not have $24K in charm. ND

In the world of VWs, they’ll probably get their price. It’s rare, yet parts are readily available. Would I buy it? No. But someone will.

The only thing that would have made it better was a post-credit stinger of Andy ranting about how this film murdered his childhood.

You’re a curmudgeon.

A contemporary reboot of a fictional film that inspired the meta-fictional backstory of character of a previous film of which this film is both a spin-off AND a canon in-universe artifact.

Movies as a medium might be too challenging for you if you’re too fragile to handle anything but straight white guys. Same for games, music, TV, books, magazines, the outdoors, the indoors, pretty much anything. Might I suggest living in a deprivation tank?

Yes, like you, I was confused and enraged at the idea of two secondary characters briefly sharing a kiss in a children’s animated movie. I was so upset when I saw it in the theater that I immediately began pissing all over myself. Just non-stop piss. Gallons of the stuff. And then when the person next to me had the…

They’re not that dumb. This was an in-character adventure. Not hard to comprehend, and nothing about the trailer suggested Woody was going to show up at some point. It just wasn’t very good (apparently, didn’t see it.).

If anything I’d say it expected too little of the audience. They expected us to buy that this movie existed because the story of the Buzz Lightyear toy’s original source media just HAD to be told (even though it was already told 23 years ago) when Lightyear obviously existed because someone at Disney decided they…

Welp, calling your audience too stupid to get the movie is an approach, I guess.

“Whenever Mr. Potato Head’s not on screen, Buzz should be asking, ‘Hey, where’s Mr. Potato Head?’”

“When they hear Buzz, they’re like, great, where’s Mr. Potato Head and Woody and Rex?”

Sometimes I think people take for granted the difference between “superhero” movies before and after Batman Begins/Iron Man

gatekeeping cult is a huge part of cult cinema #actually