I hit play with only the grinchiest of intentions, but “Time to go make some widows” is a helluva line.

“Throatwobbler Mangrove”

please be good please be good please be good please be good please be good

John Mulaney in September: “A woman and the fetus she’s gestating saved me from the depths of hell.”

This is why I am not a grand master.  YET.

Gameboard mockup:

If was a chess player, I’d simply exactly mirror every move my opponent made, so that neither of us can ever win.  Has anyone ever done that?

Douglas Adams, in The Deeper Meaning Of Liff, defined “Aboyne” as: To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.

GET WITH THE KNEELING

Wrastlin’?

“One year before Spider-Man kicked off the superhero craze that’s dominated multiplexes these past two decades”

I mean, they can both be terrible.

“Sure, I broke your heart and stole your dreams. But remember when you took the last strawberry donut after I’d specifically asked it to be left for me? You remember that?!”

Thank you for this. I was 23 when this came out, and it and High Fidelity influenced my music store employment snobbery for the rest of the decade. I still love this movie and it’s one of the most perfect castings of Steve Buscemi.

Stephanie Beatriz is amazing

Remember, deconstructing the logic of a joke always makes it funnier!

They have a sticky market. People who want them, want only them, so a drop in supply will cause huge issues.

“...we’ll just eat it on the back end...”
*giggle*

Yes, I’m 14...

Bruh, we don't laugh at vans here. Vans are the chariots of gods.