And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Reports say the referee is recovering, though he is still struggling with “language difficulties.”

That was a helluva a first reich.

If you’re trying to attract people to NASCAR viewership, I’d highly recommend you don’t advise people to go to races in person. I’ve never been to a less enjoyable spectator event. The quality of seating at all of the tracks I’ve been to sucks, I happened to always go in the summer and spring and the seating areas…

“This is motor racing”

Matt Nagy’s answers and body language in this video indicate he’s not happy about something. 

All this coverage on Deadspin of the Bears shitting themselves makes me feel like

I was thinking this the whole time he was talking. Take a couple quick shots, maybe sideline routes? You’re not going for the TD, you’re going for a few positive yards to set up the chip shot. It is true that Trubisky sucks, but an incomplete doesn’t get you into clock trouble.

I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

Let’s be clear. Like Obama with Bin Liden., his only role was approving the operation. And let’s be clear: Obama made it about the people who did there duty to do what he ordered. Trump made it all about The Donald.

You’re talking about the bone spurs cadet who watched actual soldiers do a job he personally never had the stones to even pretend doing, like he was watching a movie

Even when looking at photos of his own inauguration, he lied about how it was the most attended inauguration ever, WHILE LOOKING AT THE PHOTOS. It doesn’t matter what “plays into” whatever narrative he’s on about, he will lie in service of his own image and benefit, as he’s done all his damn life.

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

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