God, that's one of those "Wait..that cant be right" moments. 

Oh, oh I got a good one!

Nothing about about a Money Shot?

You and your brother have done god's work today!

I cant speak to the name change, but if you want your before and after pictures to really pop, you have to tidy up first.

Probably won't need a helmet with all that gooey cushioning 

The other team that doesnt suck is the good folks over at Orchids of Asia Day Spa.

I thought it was the sharpie that she wrote on the bag with.

Looks like he's got a bit of a limp wrist now. Luckily he has friends that can help him with that... a cure, I believe. 

Has the nickname “Good grief” Moncrief been used yet?

Was that “The People’s Elbow”?

Lets check back in 10 years!

I never make eye contact when I look in the mirror. Always looks like hes going to cry... well 20 years ago. I assume things havent gotten better for him.

Damn, they went with "We are Hong Kong" when "Hong Kong Strong" was right there!

I like how the news article is all about the girls, yet this guy, the guy looking at teen girl asses and taking pictures! This clown gets to stay anonymous.

The funny thing is, theres nothing under that tape! Just more lumps!

Did Lenny Dykstra suggest on the extended video (on Twitter) that these guys might be Native Americans taking offense to the Redskins Jersey?

Don't feel too bad, Steelers fan here, and if it was one of my ilk, the safe bet would be that it's a moustache. 

#HimToo