He could have just said “I’m a rich asshole.”

Heres something I found on a quick google search:

Friggin hotmail and the spam folder, I never check there!

Money. He would be a high reward target for organized crime or a rogue state. Even half a billion dollars would do nicely, and only scratch the surface of his wealth.

For the longest time Bill Gates flew commercial. As he was the richest person on the planet, I would think that his need for security would be higher than almost anyone.

The 10 year thing is what really mystifies me. If you look at things like child car seats, they have an expiry date, same with protective equipment like respirators, googles, harnesses. Based on the age of his helmet, it wasn’t going to pass...and he tries painting it? Seriously?

left hand torque, stranger in the tub!

This is a serious question (for once). At what point can he be considered in breach of contract?

I need someone to post a popcorn eatin’ gif to this story so bad!

Maybe it was his beer from the 3rd inning, and he just left it there on the ground by his chair.

This is an aside, but since you mentioned dumping ‘a bunch of shit’, are there any red states going up for sale?

Actually I saw on CNN that he was not mad about it at all! He was tearing signs away from protestors because he just wanted to hear “our president speak.”

“For a city that loves to portray itself as blue-collar and industrious they sure do hate collective action by black guys.”

Your can tell he stopped talking about, but the gears were grinding!

That’s a perfect summation! I was reading the article and thinking “is it just me or is this getting really fucking stupid?”

Say what you will, but I will always tune in for a good shot in the change purse. 

If you are getting rid of turds by barfing, you’re either pushing too hard or you’re looking at the whole process backwards.

He’s a great doggo, but seems to be idling a little rough?

Two for flinching!

Oh man I hate myself for laughing at that.