Maybe she’s just using American as a substitute for English as some have used “Freedom Fries” for French Fries.

I am woefully disappointed that someone didn’t slip dog milk into the test.

It’s actually pretty easy. Nick is the one with the grey shirt, and Tom is the one with the gray one.

Ice? not frozen milk, right? You’re a Monster.

“but I’m human and when you hear those things they kind of hit you a little bit”

NO......WIRE......HANGERS!!!!

He was probably thinking of quoting Lao Tzu,

I don’t think he stands any chance as they can simply argue that (on an individual team basis) there would be a fan revolt. One only has to look at the Bills and the target sights they made last year.

Homo-erotic sports rallies. Who knew?

If he was standing the whole time he probably thought the anthem was still playing and the old guy was disrespecting the flag.

...and there’s the real problem. People will bend over backwards to not offend morons. Let’s check that recent history:

Thanks for posting this, it’s really good honest perspective that I don’t get told, and frankly I fail to consider a lot...despite my efforts to try to put myself in other peoples shoes and consider other points of view.

Of course Lindsey, lost, it’s hard to play well after getting your knees dirty like that.

I tried to look up business holdings that Jones has that could be boycotted, but it looks like his primary source of income is the team and stadium.

Isn’t this LITERALLY what the first amendment is supposed to be about? It’s the government talking about suppressing free speech.

Well...the sparks are flying! I can hardly wait to see where this little couple ends up next!

Who the fuck “throws arrows?”

He looks a little more like Lumpy to me. That’s a guy, right?

Subtle wordplay, outstanding!