“Why don’t other sports deal with this shit all the time?”

What kinda look were they giving you? Stink eye? Crook eye?

Something something carton of smokes, something something Federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison.

No penalty on the play! Technically, the football hit him.

I would love to see a COPS episode called “Greatest Misses”, where it’s all the cases they don’t show...a cop who is in the 30 to 50 pound overweight category taking up a pursuit on some kid who looks like he’s been running track all his life.

This is the thing that really pisses me off...just shut up and cooperate.

Shit, I WISH I had the money to succumb to vice. My summer vacation sucked this year.

Luke Cage is a blaction hero, just like Shaft.

Ok, now I’m just confused. Cops get all bent out of shape when a guy takes a knee, but now they’re telling them to get on the ground?

Plus you could put on a heck of a halftime show. Win/win.

this is a good illustration of “a picture is worth a thousand words.”

It sounds like love to me! I hope these two kids can find a way to make it work in this crazy world.

Ahhh! The WYTS series is like your children. You love them all equally, but some you secretly love just a little bit more.

They do have a system. It’s all built around fleecing the unwashed masses as efficiently as possible, and do not attempt anything that may ruffle the feathers of said unwashed masses.

Pornography? is that how you say it? Hmm, sounds made up. I think I’ll have to go to the google and see if there’s really such a thing.

Hey, it’s not really fun until you have an official rulebook published. Without regulations, how will I know which shoes I can buy?

He didn’t mean hung, he meant lynched.

Both pictures of him, he just looks like a happy kid. Can’t imagine what it’s like for a family to go through this, send off your little boy, with a future of football and college, and this is the result.

Good for her, I hope she gets to lead a fulfilling, normal life. As a dad, I can’t help but wonder about the type of bastard that would criticize a child for gaining weight in their teens. The fact that she has to make that plea on social media, just to be left alone, is horrifying.

Chocolate. and self-loathing.