Did he get that from the order form on the back of his copy of “Chicken Soup for the Coach’s Soul”?

My favorite part was toward the end, comparing him to a newly created Madden player:

Just curious....I don’t follow baseball much, but at what age does a dinger become a dong?

I read the last line a little too fast, so I thought that “You should test this theory this very day” actually said “You should test this theory every day.”

The problem is that the guys you named, like Ben Roethlisberger, Ray Lewis, Adrian Peterson, or let’s say Michael Vick....all they did was engage in criminal or near criminal activity (I don’t know if Big Ben got charged and I’m too lazy to look that stuff up, feel free to correct me).

When I hear the first name ‘Clay’, I immediately picture 4 teeth on top, 3 on the bottom.

I find poetry in the strangest places. This is truly poetic, and I thank you.

One thing that I’ve found helpful is that, when you do practice regularly, you can find it easier to corral your mind, get back into the present moment, and that’s really what it’s about. A lot of times things seem to be worse because we pack them in together. It’s not “just” the interruption, or the meeting you have…

Are we at the point where this guy has moved from a clown show asshole to full-on asshole? Before it was stupid but funny, but his “stay in her lane” shit is too much.

I for one share in your frustration. Not even a Beavis & Butthead image?

cripes! I went and looked at his homepage just to glance at his papers...are those real words?

Yeah, but then there was that time he did that thing with the on-deck circle, so you know that’ll cost him some votes. Clearly he doesn’t respect the game the way he should.

looks like she got a free troll doll tho....so not a total loss.

I’m not up-to-date on Wrestling, (Miss you, Mad Dog Vachon!!) but when you said “When the Great Khali came out..” I thought you were still talking about taking a shit.

I really hope this story replaces the “Shitty Tennis Player Would One Day Be President” story in the Recommended Stories section. I lose my appetite for lunch every time I see him in those white Depends.

definitely heavyweight....not sure about “super”

fps shooter

I appreciate your forward-thinking attitude. It helps to plan ahead.

I’ve heard that sex is biological, and gender is a social construct....so it looks like they are having a sex reveal party (sounds fun!) and their kid will have a gender reveal party some 12 to 20 years later. Congratulations on the birth of your....thing!

He does kinda look like mayonaisse brought to life....