Remember, nerds:

Quite a few sentences in the review make little sense, too. See “magic magic” - maybe they meant “movie magic”. Also: “Midthunder lends Naru’s ambitions exudes a restless impatience".

Yeah. Just embed a tweet or something. Not that hard. 

The Meaden and Inaba tributes show the very fine line non-family members are going to have to walk in memorializing her. Her deteriorating health largely pushed this aside in the media, but had she lived, she probably would have been going to prison, or at a minimum facing a long, heavily-publicized trial with a…

Yeah, the question was never “can Superman beat the shit out of Lex Luthor” because it’s obvious. It was always “can Superman figure out how to unwind Lex Luthor’s diabolical scheme?”

He is a refugee from a world destroyed by failing to heed the signs of environmental collapse, raised by simple farm folk who taught him right from wrong. His greatest foe is a billionaire who uses his wealth and power to make the world a worse place for his own benefit.

This is exactly right — and in case there was any confusion whether or not this can work today, that’s exactly what the MCU did with Captain America, and it worked like gangbusters.

Fortunately the writers of Superman and Lois remember what's made the character super for over 80 years and counting.

Exactly. Superman, as I see it, basically has the same mindset as Captain America - stop the bag guy, do good (as much as possible), etc.. I don’t get why they have to make Superman THAT dark and THAT conflicted about... whatever, etc. Its OK if he has a clear sense of right and wrong, the conflict is how to do that…

Also: arent those optimistic, hopeful movies exactly what the world needs right now?

From an outsider’s perspective, I find it amusing how overblown the “superhero movie fans vs. cinephiles” thing is. Other than a few comments by celebrities and a parade of sensational news pieces, I don’t think it’s a real issue. At least, no one I know or talk to on either side of the aisle actually seem to give a…

Yeah, the question of whether he knew the OD would happen threw me. Of course he knew, how else does he have a fake ambulance/EMTs on standby.

Bubba Ho-Tep is the definitive Elvis movie anyway.

That’s giving Elvis too much credit. Seriously.

This is as good a time as any to mention that a friend of mine won an Emmy a while back, so naturally I took pictures with it pretending it was mine.

Just imagine how the Russians wage war. They rape your daughter and elderly mother. They kill everyone around you. They loot your city, they sell your exports for themselves, they destroy every building in your town so there will be only subsistence living for generations to come.

We had a TV-recorded version of that movie that we would wear out for years.

The one and only known of his kind sits in a throne

I don’t know Awkwafina personally, but I went to high school with hundreds of Asian kids who, if you were blindfolded, you would have thought were Black or Hispanic. It was New York in the 90s, hip hop was ubiquitous and dominant, and you wouldn’t bat an eyelid when even the white kids looked and talked like they were…

what’s really gonna cook his noodle is when he notices that Lego skulls have nose holes but Lego heads don't have noses.