If that’s how intact a fruitcake is found, it makes you wonder if archaeologists will find a fully intact Happy Meal or something a hundred years or more down the line.

Don’t you mean you’re not going to waste your breath on it?

I would like to apply some Douglas Adams logic to this. In Life, the Universe, and Everything, he posits that the universe is so vast that you don’t actually need to manufacture anything because it will have naturally evolved somewhere, mattresses being the example used. If you couple this with the quilted multiverse…

I, for one, would love more articles in the MY GOD IT’S FULL OF STARS category.

I love that idea! My fantasy was always that someone would make something kind of like National Treasure, maybe even have a crossover after a couple of movies. Carmen Sandiego vs. Ben Gates! I had always kind of imagined Catherine Zeta-Jones as Carmen Sandiego.

That’s pretty much it, they’re trying to prevent ticket fraud.

I’ve heard a couple different things about how they work. Supposedly one of the systems in use at either Disney or Universal (I can’t remember which is which) is measuring the size and shape of your finger, and then the other system tracks specific points on your fingerprint, not the whole thing.

For what it’s worth, part of the reason the long-range antenna is there, and actually the primary reason this whole RFID project first got started supposedly, was to provide more interactive experiences in the parks. For example, if you chose Tigger as your favorite character on the Disney website before your…

Most people don’t have lawns in Arizona, our yards have desert landscaping with rocks and desert plants.

I really, really, really hope WEAPON-HOLE is the name of the First Order’s next superweapon.

I was wondering this myself! Very first thing I thought of.

I didn’t find that frustrating at all, I love surreal imagery like that.

Personally, I don’t think taking Twitter away from him would be a good idea. As much as the things that he says is horrifying, it’s even scarier to think of NOT knowing that he was thinking these things, if he didn’t have that forum to verbal vomit into. Because he seemingly has no filter, that at least gives society…

I hope they use the giant floating text from Fringe!

THANK YOU for using the word “timeframe” instead of “timeline.”

Green Lantern rings would be totally useless against yellow bananas... just saying...

I wish I could hibernate through summer.

It would have been cool to build Riven as it was before the island broke apart.

It’s theoretically continuing, Hulu announced a TV series about a year ago, that would be developed in tandem with a new Myst game from Cyan that the series would interact with somehow.

You can get a 3-D rendered version called realMyst for your iPad, it’s great!