The internet was a mistake 

As someone who doesnt play PC games, this has made no sense to me at all......until now.

I could be wrong, but I think those are more like Fleshlights.

• Everything else closes early.

If there’s one thing angry, vindictive nerds on the internet love and respect it’s Journalists, so I see absolutely no way this could possibly go wrong. :(

To be honest its just the way THEY do Switch versions, which is usually least possible effort

Awesome! I’ll get the Ashcraft Edition! 😍

Unsurprisingly the top comment and general theme here is “censorship: bad,” rather than “empathy: good.”

It's not just the existence of fire. The point of the series is that people are being burned alive by demons. They can't exactly go in and edited out people burning to death from arsonist fire demons, but changing the color is easy to do while still keeping the show on relative schedule. 

OHHHH SHIT THAT’S A GREAT IDEA

I guess the criminalization of blackness is now complete; and every black male is a criminal, every white man a saint.

I ... I mean what the actual fuck?! 

I cannot imagine having the level of hubris and self-obsession required to believe that other human beings would want to watch me while I’m driving—and this is coming from a man who finds his navel fascinating.

Then again, I don’t generally understand the appeal of most streamers to begin with (I get it for some of…

Maybe instead of being thrown into Twitch Jail, people who stream and drive need to be thrown into Real Jail?

Worldwide manhunt for- a comic book pirate...

Priorities...

Don’t date 16 year olds. Not hard to do.

But what were the consequences of Shave Impact?

No, there’s not. 

And Rikiya?