I’m not excited about The Eternals. They seem the definition of generic.

Disagree. Eternals still feels like a gamble. So does Shang Chi. It feels like Marvel is taking the lesson of Guardians and going to the next level - can it build an entire phase around heroes that casual fans are unfamiliar with. 

He can!

Am I missing something? I see no connection other than the origins of the festival or party or whatever that would tie her to KKK leanings. If dumbass Black people wanted to join that bullshit, that’s of course their choice but I don’t see where she was personally connected to the KKK or even racism. I also think it’s…

Lol, that would be the funniest thing ever!

He would be in a lot of crap if he flipped it on its wheels and it took off again.

Looks like you need to use your left foot to close the red thing. I’m right-footed.

The Fly

Indeed, it is unclear. But that won’t stop Clickbat News Network from making a story before they know all the facts.

feelin so fly like a G6.

I miss variety shows. SNL has its charm, but is not quite the thing that I miss.  Maybe if they had more emphasis on music.

Did the air traffic controller recently lose a daughter to overdose? 

The Key Lime plane got hit by the orange plane. Smoothie.

People like this make me want to do something very different with a tarp, a shovel, and some woods. 

You had a tarp!?!? Lucky! 

Can I borrow your tarp?

Oh man, what a bad day to skip out on the SafeMover Plus coverage.

Oh man, what a bad day to skip out on the optional coverage.

“Ma’am, the reason I pulled you over is because your tail light is out.”

Back in my day this is how we hacked into a car.