Seeing all those Teslas in the parking lot makes me wonder if Tesla couldn’t just go buy some abandoned town somewhere, and place about a thousand cars in it and just have them autonomously drive all over the place, improving their FSD neural net in one big sweep.

I just wonder if that counterweight couldn’t now be made into, or out of, something more useful, like a big, heavy battery.

So you’re saying that combining old people (who are less physically able to withstand trauma) with older cars (which have fewer safety features) equals MORE fatalities? And they needed a study for this?

But it was THESE workers who deserve the blame, because they... you know... did it.

Who’s tricking these students? If you can afford to pay it back, get the loan. If you can’t, DON’T. There. No trick there.

You mean, all of regular people’s IRAs? Um, me. I think about them.

The Ford Fairlane in the Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

It’s all, like, your opinion, man.

I want a concept car that’s just an EV skateboard with a clear bubble over it. Not even seats - just a padded floor you lay down on.

It’s a ghost car.

It looks like what a kid would draw in school instead of doing his schoolwork.

Who else assumed that cop shot him?

Torch, if this had been a Tesla, can you honestly say the headline wouldn’t have included the word, “Tesla?” It seems fishy that because this was a non-Tesla, the car brand isn’t mentioned in the title.

Can someone tell me more about the Dune Holtzman shield tent coming off that Hang-Out? Has Nissan secretly invented forcefield technology?

But the people selling the stickers are masters of it.

Exactly. I imagine early car salesmen had to field equally tangential questions when getting people to switch from horses.

Not really “live” footage if it happened 28 years ago. It was shot live, but what footage isn’t?

The upside is: if we can teach this “teenager” to drive, then all other Tesla “teenagers” are instantly taught as well.

Sandy Munro seems to think Tesla is getting into the insurance business too. Which makes sense, given that Tesla probably wants to turn car purchases into car subscriptions.