Also, the 13 year old is both his son and grandfather. 

You cracked it!

They’re the GOAT.

The prompt was for Ugliest, not most amazing thing on wheels ever built

PS, I found out that the Sir Vival is at Lane Museum now being restored. If Lane is the way it was years ago when I went, you can buy a tour of the basement where the restoration process is going on and get a look at where it is.

Surprised it hasn’t been suggested yet but the first gen Edsel was...... not good.

Instant ND for the “Let;’s go Brandon” sticker. Immediate red flag that the seller is a moron and thus the mechanicals on whatever toy this thing is will be suspect.

among the most pro-labor Republicans in the U.S. Senate

Considering how quickly Elon’s reputation went from “Tony Stark” to “Blofeld”, I’d rather kill myself than buy a Tesla.

I will never understand why taking one life can get you life in prison, but costing many lives through negligence/malfeasance gets you house arrest in your mansion where you can enjoy your ill-gotten gains.

there once was a man in nantucket

This one. Because I spent my formative year traveling in it. My family’s was white vinyl on tan with those exact same wheels.

Oh man, when I was a kid my best friend’s mom bought one of these brand new, right after getting divorced. It wasn’t a Blue Max, but I will always associate Mercury Cougars of this generation with my childhood friend’s mercurial cougar of a mother - a hot, newly single real estate agent (obviously) on the prowl. Lots…

CP for being an asshole.

It’s not that it costs too much, but rather if I bought it the car would still be a 41-year-old Maverick.

One of few vehicles you can make the family in, then take the family in.

Maybe not everyone’s cup of brännvin but tough to argue that it should be priced less.